Archive for August, 2008

Agony

Obviously, I knew I wasn’t the only person in the world with this problem, but the similarities and accuracy here are just incredible: Agony and Rapture. Hell, it’s like he has even read and following some of the suggestions on this blog.

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

Kung Fu Fighting

Those cate were fast as lightning. Both are the greatest Khans. Both have taste success and have careers and own game shows, so what is lacking? So I separated the fighting cats, sat in the middle and sighed because we wouldn’t have a meal tray diversion for another two hours.

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Darth Vader Sense

This picture makes no sense at all. The way we’re living makes no sense take me back to the age of innocence I wanna go back then take me back to the age of innocence back to the age of innocence when clockwork fixed by lights and books When singers wrote songs instead of toasting bread.

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Flying Stingrays

None of us are safe now. We saw sights that one can only see on a trip like this: the flying stingrays, the fish that walk on the water, the many friendly, playful dolphin who accompanied us, the shark who shot out of the water in front of us and the sea turtles were having a vegetarian [...]

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Ambition

Useless. As if a fat office drone like you is going to climb a mountain. Have a threesome, climb a mountain, give a homeless person all the money in your pocket… You know the drill. But one in particular caught my eye. Write yourself a letter and put it in an obscure book in a public library.

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Blending In

You just can’t do it. I feel a lot better now - nothing worse than having a new girl friend and blending in with the other 5 million girls that look better than her. Better to stand out, get noticed, make a statement. And we know it’s the only one like it out there! NOT!

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Perception

Just because you dress like a slut does not mean you are a slut and just because I act like a rapist does not mean I am a rapist. Yes, I know I’m a bit of a diva when it comes to clothes shopping, because all the time I either look like a slut or a sack of [...]

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Prespective

Things can often look better from another angle, because the photographer positioned the camera at an angle that maximized the glare on the old unit. I hope it was just a happy coincident. I would hate to think he did it just to make the new one look better then it really is. Your photos will look better and more dynamic if you [...]

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

P.L.U.R

Potheads, Larpers, Uggos, Rapists. The flood of new felony charges didn’t target murderers, rapists or armed robbers— they targeted small-time marijuana users, sometimes caught with less than a gram of pot, and threatened them with lengthy prison sentences. Put all names of rapists into the databases. Then, check the darn thing before you issue a driver’s license, and when you find [...]

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Juggalos

Suddenly, college sounds like a great plan. Students looking for a great college should consider looking at one or more of the 40 outstanding small colleges and universities that have banded together in a group known as Colleges that Change Lives.

Friday, August 22nd, 2008