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Agony

0 Comments | This entry was posted on Aug 24 2008

Obviously, I knew I wasn’t the only person in the world with this problem, but the similarities and accuracy here are just incredible: Agony and Rapture. Hell, it’s like he has even read and following some of the suggestions on this blog.

Kung Fu Fighting

0 Comments | This entry was posted on Aug 23 2008

Those cate were fast as lightning. Both are the greatest Khans. Both have taste success and have careers and own game shows, so what is lacking? So I separated the fighting cats, sat in the middle and sighed because we wouldn’t have a meal tray diversion for another two hours.

Darth Vader Sense

0 Comments | This entry was posted on Aug 23 2008

This picture makes no sense at all. The way we’re living makes no sense take me back to the age of innocence I wanna go back then take me back to the age of innocence back to the age of innocence when clockwork fixed by lights and books When singers wrote songs instead of toasting bread.

Flying Stingrays

0 Comments | This entry was posted on Aug 23 2008

None of us are safe now. We saw sights that one can only see on a trip like this: the flying stingrays, the fish that walk on the water, the many friendly, playful dolphin who accompanied us, the shark who shot out of the water in front of us and the sea turtles were having a vegetarian BBQ.

Ambition

0 Comments | This entry was posted on Aug 23 2008

Useless. As if a fat office drone like you is going to climb a mountain. Have a threesome, climb a mountain, give a homeless person all the money in your pocket… You know the drill. But one in particular caught my eye. Write yourself a letter and put it in an obscure book in a public library.

Blending In

0 Comments | This entry was posted on Aug 23 2008

You just can’t do it. I feel a lot better now – nothing worse than having a new girl friend and blending in with the other 5 million girls that look better than her. Better to stand out, get noticed, make a statement. And we know it’s the only one like it out there! NOT!

Perception

0 Comments | This entry was posted on Aug 23 2008

Just because you dress like a slut does not mean you are a slut and just because I act like a rapist does not mean I am a rapist. Yes, I know I’m a bit of a diva when it comes to clothes shopping, because all the time I either look like a slut or a sack of potatoes. I mean, as long as they were a pretty sack of potatoes I would be content. I don’t look like a slut. I don’t act like a whore. I’m trying to get more people to watch reality shows and see good instead of sex and making out and crap like that. I didn’t do that. I’m not gonna sleep with somebody when I’m trying to be faithful.

Prespective

0 Comments | This entry was posted on Aug 23 2008

Things can often look better from another angle, because the photographer positioned the camera at an angle that maximized the glare on the old unit. I hope it was just a happy coincident. I would hate to think he did it just to make the new one look better then it really is. Your photos will look better and more dynamic if you place the corner of the room in the center of your viewfinder, rather than shooting straight at the wall. Experiment with different angles to find one that looks best.

P.L.U.R

0 Comments | This entry was posted on Aug 22 2008

Potheads, Larpers, Uggos, Rapists. The flood of new felony charges didn’t target murderers, rapists or armed robbers— they targeted small-time marijuana users, sometimes caught with less than a gram of pot, and threatened them with lengthy prison sentences. Put all names of rapists into the databases. Then, check the darn thing before you issue a driver’s license, and when you find a wanted felon – put him in the jail cell. How hard can that be? Obviously, it’s much harder than arresting potheads.

Juggalos

0 Comments | This entry was posted on Aug 22 2008

Suddenly, college sounds like a great plan. Students looking for a great college should consider looking at one or more of the 40 outstanding small colleges and universities that have banded together in a group known as Colleges that Change Lives.