Just because you dress like a slut does not mean you are a slut and just because I act like a rapist does not mean I am a rapist. Yes, I know I’m a bit of a diva when it comes to clothes shopping, because all the time I either look like a slut or a sack of [...]
Prespective
by unmotivationalposter on 23. Aug, 2008 in Babes
Things can often look better from another angle, because the photographer positioned the camera at an angle that maximized the glare on the old unit. I hope it was just a happy coincident. I would hate to think he did it just to make the new one look better then it really is. Your photos will look better and more dynamic if you [...]
P.L.U.R
by unmotivationalposter on 22. Aug, 2008 in People
Potheads, Larpers, Uggos, Rapists. The flood of new felony charges didn’t target murderers, rapists or armed robbers— they targeted small-time marijuana users, sometimes caught with less than a gram of pot, and threatened them with lengthy prison sentences. Put all names of rapists into the databases. Then, check the darn thing before you issue a driver’s license, and when you find [...]
Juggalos
by unmotivationalposter on 22. Aug, 2008 in People
Suddenly, college sounds like a great plan. Students looking for a great college should consider looking at one or more of the 40 outstanding small colleges and universities that have banded together in a group known as Colleges that Change Lives.
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Crust Punk
by unmotivationalposter on 22. Aug, 2008 in People, Unmotivational
The world’s largest waste of perfectly good malt liquor. Eventually I noticed that the bearded man was holding a large plastic goblet of what could have been white wine but was more likely flat malt liquor. There is no way in hell he concealed that on the way through the turnstile.
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Keyboard Warriors
by unmotivationalposter on 22. Aug, 2008 in Things
I don’t want people to be keyboard warriors (tough, big words backed up by an anonymous Hotmail address). I want people to feel comfortable thinking through the challenges and debating the possible courses of action. Its funny how many of these are about and some of them are even respected tuners. But what amazes me is how they [...]

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