Keep smilin’ keep shinin’ Knowing you can always count on me for sure That’s what friends are for For good times and bad times I’ll be on your side forever more That’s what friends are for  Well you came and opened me And now there’s so much more I see And so by the way [...]

Those cate were fast as lightning. Both are the greatest Khans. Both have taste success and have careers and own game shows, so what is lacking? So I separated the fighting cats, sat in the middle and sighed because we wouldn’t have a meal tray diversion for another two hours.

None of us are safe now. We saw sights that one can only see on a trip like this: the flying stingrays, the fish that walk on the water, the many friendly, playful dolphin who accompanied us, the shark who shot out of the water in front of us and the sea turtles were having a vegetarian [...]

Now, I will not punch her in the face and declare her my enemy. However, I most certainly will put an affectionate arm around her shoulders and have a word. It might sound like this, but what I say is what I mean. sure …

Brenna has alternated between a mewling kitten and a hungry, zebra-killing, claw-retracting lioness. You would think after all this time I would see the change a-comin’, but I am ever surprised by it.

The Phat Cat’s Jazz Club is such a place. At Phat’s you must observe the Dress Code and behave accordingly or you won’t even get a foot in the door. So, best togs on! That means formal gowns for the ladies and evening wear, or tuxedos. Funny?

Don’t just get a leg up on the competition, get em’ both up. A short time ago I took my dog out. He had been holding it for some time, and had quite a long pee. When we moved a little further on, he had another pee, and this time I notice he had both legs up.

I was drinking soda and I didn’t feel that tired even though it was late. My speed was slower than the posted limit, about 45 on mph, and my brights on. I do this so I can be prepared when a deer decides to cross my path.

Of course, most of my family’s dogs are totally strange. We are such dog people, though, and we encourage our dogs to explore their dogginess, within appropriate boundaries, and this leads to dogs with uniquely strong personalities.

 
Both of my dogs don’t care for water. They’ll wade out into water if I do. I started plotting myrevenge. What if we went to a nice warm lake and I swam out into deep water. Would they follow?