Sometimes they have to give babies drugs to ease their stranger anxiety and fear, but not with Logan. He went right to the nurse and away they went. I was a little worried to see him leave, but he was back in my arms in less than 15 minutes. They said he woke up from [...]

The world’s largest waste of perfectly good malt liquor. Eventually I noticed that the bearded man was holding a large plastic goblet of what could have been white wine but was more likely flat malt liquor. There is no way in hell he concealed that on the way through the turnstile.

Only ugly bitches complain about it. So my room is now a malaria infested jungle, I guess, which means only ugly girls will come over. Then this morning I am informed that they are going to destroy my sidewalk and my driveway, I guess because it is stupid.