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		<title>Balls. People without them drift cars.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unmotivationalposter</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Heck]]></category>
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i&#8217;ve been busy as heck lately&#8230;
work consumes most of my time, but that&#8217;s because i&#8217;m full-time now.
and after work i&#8217;m always tired, mostly in a bad mood but i always seem
to end up at Jess&#8217; house cause i know i can vent and chill there.
and somehow&#8230;we always end up doing something.
like buying a gold fish [...]]]></description>
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<p>i&#8217;ve been busy as heck lately&#8230;<br />
work consumes most of my time, but that&#8217;s because i&#8217;m full-time now.<br />
and after work i&#8217;m always tired, mostly in a bad mood but i always seem<br />
to end up at Jess&#8217; house cause i know i can vent and chill there.<br />
and somehow&#8230;we always end up doing something.<br />
like buying a gold fish (which died a week later), going to navarre and<br />
watch people drift cars at the navarre beach parking lot, or making a midnight<br />
run to Krispy Kreme, etc. just random crap.</p>
<p>Summer School has been a pain so far. Business Calc isn&#8217;t too bad i guess, however,<br />
Managerial Accounting is another story. Just another thing to stress out about i suppose.<br />
I got accepted into UCF and i&#8217;m really really really excited about that. I just called the<br />
apartment people today, and it looks like i have a very nice place to live. Gosh. I&#8217;m<br />
excited and stressed at the same time, but what did i expect?</p>
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		<title>Adorable I just vomited a rainbow</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unmotivationalposter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adopting A Pet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Personality Trait]]></category>
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Adopting a pet is no different from adopting a human child. Hooked by the adorable nature of an animal you might consider bringing it home. However, for a successful pet and parent bonding you should choose a pet that matches your personality trait. Before bringing a pet home, you should first ask yourself whether it [...]]]></description>
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<p>Adopting a pet is no different from adopting a human child. Hooked by the adorable nature of an animal you might consider bringing it home. However, for a successful pet and parent bonding you should choose a pet that matches your personality trait. Before bringing a pet home, you should first ask yourself whether it is the appropriate pet for you.</p>
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		<title>Alcohol Does Stupid Things</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:27:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unmotivationalposter</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bitch]]></category>
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Makes me wonder if luc had something to drink before he died or something like that, because the way they phrase it in the journal, it does sound like drinking is something he&#8217;s against.  i doubt tanger is baptist or against drinking because of his age, no one is as intense as sid when it [...]]]></description>
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<p>Makes me wonder if luc had something to drink before he died or something like that, because the way they phrase it in the journal, it does sound like drinking is something he&#8217;s against.  i doubt tanger is baptist or against drinking because of his age, no one is as intense as sid when it comes to training and he drinks so it&#8217;s not because of training, so it must be because of something that happened.</p>
<p>unless he does like liquor or something, but the anony sophomore claims that he occasionally drinks.  interesting.  good for tanger though.  too much alcohol does stupid things to people. i don&#8217;t blame him for what happened. alcohol does stupid things to our reflexes and brain. I was very very mad at him for the rest of the eve. and i know that&#8217;s why i wasn&#8217;t happy with the rest of the night&#8230;. but&#8230;i don&#8217;t blame him. and i forgave him. he didn&#8217;t say the things he did on purpose, and that&#8217;s why i can look back now and say, ok shit happened, he pushed my buttons and emotions that night for a reason, but &#8211; it won&#8217;t happen again. end quote. however he&#8217;s one of my best friends. and i value his friendship very much. and after i thought about the way the whole night played out, I realized that I should have been more understanding and forgiving from the getgo with him. it wasn&#8217;t his fault that I have issues that can&#8217;t be dealt with head-on by another outside source. and after he left this morning, i felt awful about the way I was all night to him. Because looking back on it, i know what it&#8217;s like to be drunk and talkative. I&#8217;ve been there. it&#8217;s not something you can control. You pretty much just say the first things that come to mind when you&#8217;re in that state of mind. oh well&#8230;.it&#8217;s all water under the bridge now&#8230;and i hope he can understand and forgive me for being the &#8216;bitch diva&#8217; of the night. when all i wanted to do was crawl into bed and sleep. oh well &#8230; life goes on.</p>
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		<title>AOL Persistence</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unmotivationalposter</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Aol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Google]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Leads]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Persistence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Promotional Materials]]></category>
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The exhaustive report of comScore will show the other aspects taken into consideration by the research company. Because the amount of ads someone sees everyday doesn&#8217;t necessarily make him or her purchase a product, some more data is needed in order to determine how influential AOL really is. Also, sometimes less is more. Not everybody [...]]]></description>
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<p>The exhaustive report of comScore will show the other aspects taken into consideration by the research company. Because the amount of ads someone sees everyday doesn&#8217;t necessarily make him or her purchase a product, some more data is needed in order to determine how influential AOL really is. Also, sometimes less is more. Not everybody enjoys being surrounded by promotional materials on the web. Some ad providers seem to understand that, although this may be a tricky way to go. Google stated recently that the politics of the company imply exactly fewer ads of a better quality. Since the financial results were not as good as those anticipated, it is possible that AOL&#8217;s persistence leads to better performances.</p>
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		<title>Awkward Childhoods</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unmotivationalposter</dc:creator>
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Following the tale of the men from what could be called awkward childhoods to meaningful friendships with one another as they progressed from being class clowns to professional comedians. Following their work from before Python and through the movie trilogy and the show, this is an in-depth look at the group from beginning to end. [...]]]></description>
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<p>Following the tale of the men from what could be called awkward childhoods to meaningful friendships with one another as they progressed from being class clowns to professional comedians. Following their work from before Python and through the movie trilogy and the show, this is an in-depth look at the group from beginning to end. And it’s an absolutely brilliant piece.</p>
<p>The greatness about the piece comes from the absolute candor displayed from the Python troupe, which infects the entire proceedings. There is an amazing amount of honesty and refreshing candor, some of it bordering on “I can’t believe we got away from this” in terms of the material they got on to the BBC. The piece doesn’t end with the television show, however, as the piece follows the troupe after the show ended and the further mythos of the troupe continued.</p>
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		<title>Give Babies Drugs</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 05:51:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unmotivationalposter</dc:creator>
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Sometimes they have to give babies drugs to ease their stranger anxiety and fear, but not with Logan. He went right to the nurse and away they went. I was a little worried to see him leave, but he was back in my arms in less than 15 minutes. They said he woke up from [...]]]></description>
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<p>Sometimes they have to give babies drugs to ease their stranger anxiety and fear, but not with Logan. He went right to the nurse and away they went. I was a little worried to see him leave, but he was back in my arms in less than 15 minutes. They said he woke up from the surgery very happy, but when he saw me he screeched out for his &#8220;ba ba.&#8221; The poor baby hadn&#8217;t eaten since 7:30 the night before. I was impressed that he didn&#8217;t want it earlier in the morning. Well, he drank his clear fluids there and then off we went to McDonalds for pancakes! Nana shared her plate with Logan, but he ate most of the pancakes himself!</p>
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		<title>Unexplainable</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 04:22:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unmotivationalposter</dc:creator>
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This is the unexplained picture. This is what happened. Mitch&#8217;s car in the middle lane and this lorry was inthe third lane. We were in MRR2 high way and drove like 60-80 kmph. How can a person appeared in the highway and between two lanes??? Why the body is partial only? And behind is the [...]]]></description>
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<p>This is the unexplained picture. This is what happened. Mitch&#8217;s car in the middle lane and this lorry was inthe third lane. We were in MRR2 high way and drove like 60-80 kmph. How can a person appeared in the highway and between two lanes??? Why the body is partial only? And behind is the Highland towers which killed nearly 100 people in 1994. My camera faulty?</p>
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		<title>Perfection</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unmotivationalposter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babes]]></category>
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I don&#8217;t know how they do it, but they consistently come up with the most perfect babes you&#8217;ve ever seen! This babe today could be named Sara, a lovely first time hottie who loves giving head, but hasn&#8217;t ever done it on camera before!
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<p>I don&#8217;t know how they do it, but they consistently come up with the most perfect babes you&#8217;ve ever seen! This babe today could be named Sara, a lovely first time hottie who loves giving head, but hasn&#8217;t ever done it on camera before!</p>
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		<title>Friendship</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unmotivationalposter</dc:creator>
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Keep smilin&#8217; keep shinin&#8217; Knowing you can always count on me for sure That&#8217;s what friends are for For good times and bad times I&#8217;ll be on your side forever more That&#8217;s what friends are for  Well you came and opened me And now there&#8217;s so much more I see And so by the way [...]]]></description>
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<p>Keep smilin&#8217; keep shinin&#8217; Knowing you can always count on me for sure That&#8217;s what friends are for For good times and bad times I&#8217;ll be on your side forever more That&#8217;s what friends are for  Well you came and opened me And now there&#8217;s so much more I see And so by the way I thank you And then for the times when we&#8217;re apart Well then close your eyes and know These words are coming from my heart And then if you can remember  Keep smilin&#8217; keep shinin&#8217; Knowing you can always count on me for sure That&#8217;s what friends are for For good times and bad times I&#8217;ll be on your side forever more That&#8217;s what friends are for!</p>
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		<title>Rock Bottom</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 22:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unmotivationalposter</dc:creator>
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Wow that is me, drink alone at home. If you are not at that point you are so lucky ,that is pretty much rock bottom, no more pleasure in it, and all the old time alcoholics with years of drinking under their belt that I know, this is how they ended the last years of [...]]]></description>
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<p>Wow that is me, drink alone at home. If you are not at that point you are so lucky ,that is pretty much rock bottom, no more pleasure in it, and all the old time alcoholics with years of drinking under their belt that I know, this is how they ended the last years of drinking. If you can stop the insanity before you become insane you will have saved yourself so much pain and heartache. AA is a wonderful place and so many younger people are getting it together before they end up like me..</p>
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